Steve Martin is on Twitter!*
And he’s as high-larious as you would expect.
Some of my favourite tweets so far:
I’m excited to Twitter, I think it’s so great, once there were seven, and now there are eight.
I need to Twitter, like a fork needs a tine. Once there were eight, now there are nine.
I need to Tweet like a cock need an hen. Once I had nine followers, now there are ten!
To my loyal 18 followers: my Twitter address may be changing. No spreading for 48 hours please. I’m so afraid.
I’m keeping this Twitter address after all. I decided @hatefilledCreepSteve too negative.
My publicist is nervous about my becoming a Tweeter. He says celebrities tend to make such monumental gaffes. He’s such a typical Wop!
I would like to apologize for my previous Tweet. What I meant to say was that my publicist’s a Sammy, which means he’s a Samoan.
I would like to cancel my previous apology. What am I if not a man?
I would like to reinstate my first apology. It has been explained to me that I might never work again. Clearly, I am not a man.
I would like to cancel my previous negation of my first apology.
Yes I want to be verified more than anything.
I would like to apologize to the people of glorious Italy where I sometimes like to vacation. I love-a your spicy meat-a bolls!
@SteveMartinToGo :: Follow! Like the wind!
*What do you mean, I’m meant to be writing? Oh. Yes. Right you are.